One Shopping Trip Started the Funniest Marriage Payback Ever
A man walked into a pharmacy and slowly wandered up and down the aisles, looking completely lost.
Noticing his confusion, the salesgirl smiled and asked,
“Can I help you find something, sir?”
“Yes,” he replied. “I’m looking for a box of t@mpons for my wife.”
“Of course,” she said, pointing him toward the feminine hygiene aisle.
A few minutes later, the man returned to the checkout counter.
But instead of t@mpons, he placed a giant bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
The salesgirl blinked in confusion.
“Excuse me, sir… I thought you said you needed t@mpons for your wife.”
The man sighed.
“Well, yesterday I asked my wife to pick up a carton of cigarettes for me.”
“Instead, she came home with a tin of tobacco and a pack of rolling papers.”
“When I asked why, she smiled and said, ‘It’s so much cheaper if you roll your own.'”
He shrugged, pushed the cotton balls toward the cashier, and said,
“So… if I have to roll my own…
…so does she.”
