Husband vs Wife: The Friend Test… and the Results Were Hilarious
A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night about who has better friends. They each share all sorts of stories and examples, but eventually they decide to settle it with a test.
“Here’s what we’ll do,” the wife suggests. “I’ll call your friends, and you call mine. We’ll both pretend the other person hasn’t come home yet and that we’re worried. Whoever’s friends give the best advice on where to find us clearly knows us better — and therefore are the better friends.”
The husband agrees, and they go into separate rooms to make the calls.
When they meet again half an hour later, the husband looks defeated.
“Well, honey,” he says, “I think it’s pretty clear that you have better friends. Every one of them listed all your favorite restaurants, salons, shops, and art galleries — and they even had phone numbers for each place. They know your work hours by heart, your office extension, your boss’s name, and even the route you take home.”
The wife shakes her head.
“No, dear,” she says. “You have better friends.”
“Why do you say that?” the husband asks.
“Well,” the wife replies, “most of them said you had been at their place… and three of them said you’re still there.”
