A husband and wife were celebrating their golden 50th wedding anniversary. Hoping to rekindle the intense romance of their youth, the wife went into the bedroom and squeezed into the exact same revealing, sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night half a century ago.
She walked into the living room, struck a seductive pose, and asked her husband, “Honey, do you recognize this?”
The husband looked up from his newspaper, smiled warmly, and said, “Yes, dear, of course I do. You wore that very same outfit the night we got married.”
“That’s right!” she beamed, stepping closer. “And do you happen to remember exactly what you whispered to me the moment you saw me wearing it that night?”
The husband nodded slowly. “Oh, yes. I remember it vividly.”
“Well, what did you say?” she teased, leaning in.
He cleared his throat and recalled, “As I remember, I looked at you and gasped, ‘Oh baby, I am going to suck the life out of those gorgeous breasts and completely screw your brains out!'”
The wife giggled, blushing like a schoolgirl. “Yes, honey! That is exactly what you said! So, here we are, fifty years later, and I am wearing the exact same outfit tonight. What do you have to say to me now?”
The husband looked her up and down, nodded with deep satisfaction, and replied:
“Mission accomplished.”
