Two friends are about to start a round of golf.
One of them notices his buddy only brought a single golf ball.
Friend: “You only brought one ball? What if you lose it?”
The man smiles confidently.
Guy: “I won’t. It’s a special ball.”
The friend raises an eyebrow.
Friend: “Special how?”
Guy: “If it goes in the water, it floats. I’ll get it back.”
Friend: “Okay… what if it lands in the woods?”
Guy: “No problem. It has a built-in tracker. I can locate it instantly.”
Friend: “Alright… what if it gets dark and you still haven’t found it?”
Guy: “It glows in the dark. I’ll see it immediately.”
The friend pauses… impressed despite himself.
Friend: “Okay, that’s actually insane. Where did you get a ball like that?”
The guy shrugs.
💀 FINAL PUNCHLINE
“I found it… in the woods… at night… near a lake.”
