With a seductive smile, a wife looked at her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” he replied, leaning in closer.
She slowly unbuttoned the top of her blouse, reached into her cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. He grinned and took it.
Next, she lowered her voice and asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
Excitedly, his heart racing, he shook his head.
She slowly lifted her skirt, reached into her lingerie, and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill. He snatched it, breathing heavily, completely captivated by the moment.
Finally, she leaned into his ear and whispered, “Now… have you ever seen fifty-thousand dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way!” he exclaimed, practically panting with anticipation.
She smirked, stepped back, and said, “Good. Go look in the garage.”
