A Car Full of Nuns

A Car Full of Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns was waiting at a red light in downtown Dublin when a carload of loud, rowdy young men pulled up beside them.

One of the men leaned out the window with a grin and shouted,

“Hey, show us yer tits, ya bl00dy p*nguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

The nuns looked shocked.

Mother Superior remained perfectly calm. She turned to Sister Mary Immaculata and said softly,

“I don’t think they understand who we are. Sister… why don’t you show them your cross?”

Without missing a beat, Sister Mary rolled down her window, leaned out, and yelled,

“Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and r*p yer b@lls off!”

The young men sped away in surprise.

Sister Mary calmly rolled up the window, folded her hands, looked innocently at Mother Superior, and asked,

“Did that sound cross enough?” 😂