The Old Man Who Knew Too Much
A 70 year old woman gets a face l*ft and a b**b job and is feeling like a million bucks…
… When the bandages come off she goes to a walk and stops the first guy she sees on the street, “How old do you think I am?”
The guy says. “I’d guess 31”. Ontop of the world “Actually, I’m 70!” and she continues on.
She stops at a cafe and asks the barista, “How old do you think I am?”
The barista guesses, “I’d say 30.” She beams and says, “Actually, I’m 70!”
Walking home through the park, she sees an old man on a bench and decides to test him, too. “Sir, how old do you think I am?”
The old man squinted. “My eyes are shot, but I have a ‘special touch.’ If you let me re*ch under your sh*rt for a minute, I can tell your exact age.”
She’s curious, so she lets him. After a solid minute of “investigating,” the old man says, “You are exactly 70 years old.”
She’s floored. “That’s incredible! How could you possibly tell?”
The old man smiles. “I was behind you in line at the cafe.”
