An elderly man struggling with severe performance issues in the bedroom finally visited an African medicine man as a last resort.
The medicine man tossed a mysterious white powder into a flame, causing a bright flash of blue smoke. “I have cured you,” he declared. “But this magic is highly potent and only works once a year. When you are ready, simply say ‘1, 2, 3’ and it will rise fiercely. When your partner has had enough, she must say ‘1, 2, 3, 4’ to make it go back down.”
Overjoyed, the old man rushed home. That night, he showered, shaved, doused himself in cologne, and slid into bed next to his wife.
He excitedly whispered, “1, 2, 3!”
Instantly, the magic kicked in, giving him the most magnificent, rock-hard erection he had seen in decades.
Startled by the sudden commotion under the sheets, his wife rolled over, blinked in confusion, and asked:
“What did you say ‘1, 2, 3’ for?”
