A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing hers when the doorbell rings.
She quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, their next-door neighbor, Bob, is standing there.
Before she can say a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, she drops the towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. She wraps herself back in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says. “Did he mention the $800 he owes me?”
