A woman had a strange problem.
Every time a bus rumbled past her house…
CREEEEAK!
Her bedroom closet door made the loudest noise imaginable.
After weeks of frustration, she called a carpenter.
He inspected the hinges…
Checked the frame…
Tightened a few screws…
But everything looked perfectly fine.
Just then, a bus drove by.
CREEEEAK!
“There it is!” she said.
The carpenter scratched his head.
“I’ve never seen anything like this.”
Then he had an idea.
“I’ll stand inside the closet. That way I can see exactly what’s moving when the next bus goes by.”
The woman agreed.
So the carpenter climbed into the closet and waited.
A few minutes later…
Her husband came home from work.
He opened the bedroom door…
Walked over to the closet…
And pulled it open.
There stood a complete stranger.
The husband stared in disbelief.
“WHAT are you doing in my closet?!”
The carpenter sighed, shrugged, and said,
“Look… would you believe me if I told you… I’m waiting for the bus?” 😂
