When A Smug Professor Tried to Outsmart His Brightest Student
A university student walked into the dining hall and decided to sit at the same table as one of his professors.
The professor, known for his arrogance, looked down his nose at the young man and sneered, “A swan would never choose to be friends with a pig.”
The student smiled smoothly, stood up, and replied, “Then I shall fly on, sir.”
Furious at being outwitted, the professor vowed to do everything in his power to destroy the student’s grades.
When the oral exam arrived, the professor threw the most brutally difficult questions at him. To his utter frustration, the student answered every single one with flawless precision.
Desperate to fail him, the professor decided to trap him with a riddle. “Imagine you are walking down a path and find two bags,” the professor posed. “One is filled with pure gold, and the other is filled with wisdom. Which one do you take?”
Without hesitation, the student replied, “The gold, of course.”
The professor smirked triumphantly. “Well, I disagree. I would choose wisdom, because intellect is far more valuable than money.”
The student shrugged and smiled. “Well, everyone chooses what they don’t have.”
Flushed with rage, the professor grabbed the student’s exam paper, scribbled “ASS” across it in bold letters, and slammed it down. The student took the paper and calmly walked out.
A few minutes later, the student knocked on the door, stepped back into the office, and handed the paper back to the trembling professor.
“Excuse me, sir,” the student said politely. “You signed your name on my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade.
