One afternoon, the teacher closed his eyes during class.
A mischievous student asked, “Sir… are you sleeping?”
The teacher smiled. “Of course not. I was talking to God.”
The next day, the teacher caught the same student dozing off.
“Young man, are you sleeping in my class?”
The boy smiled. “No, sir. I was talking to God.”
The teacher folded his arms. “Oh really? And what did God say?”
The boy grinned.
“He said He never talked to you yesterday!”
