A guy got completely turned around while playing a round of golf. Spotting a woman ahead on the course, he walked up to her embarrassedly and asked, “Excuse me, I’m totally lost. Do you happen to know what hole I’m on?”
The woman smiled. “You’re exactly one hole behind me. I’m on 7, so you’re on 6.” He thanked her and went on his way.
Later in the afternoon, the guy managed to get lost yet again. Seeing the same woman, he approached her with a red face. “I am so sorry to bother you again, but I’ve lost track of where I am.”
She chuckled. “You’re still one hole behind me. I’m on 14, which means you’re on 13.”
After finishing his game, the guy spotted her sitting at the clubhouse bar and offered to buy her a drink to thank her for her help. As they chatted, the conversation turned to their careers, and he asked her what she did for a living.
“I’m in sales,” she admitted, “but it’s too embarrassing to say what I actually sell.”
After he pleaded and promised her that he absolutely wouldn’t laugh, she finally relented. “Fine… I sell sanitary napkins.”
The guy instantly burst out laughing, falling right off his barstool in hysterics.
“Hey, you promised you wouldn’t laugh!” she snapped, offended.
Wiping tears from his eyes, the guy gasped, “I’m sorry, I really can’t help it! I’m in sales too, and I sell toilet paper… which means I am still exactly one hole behind you!”
