Fred and Mary just got married, but since they were completely broke, they had to skip the fancy resort and spend their wedding night in Fred’s childhood bedroom at his parents’ house.
The next morning, Fred’s mischievous little brother, Johnny, was eating breakfast before school. He looked at his mother and asked, “Are Fred and Mary awake yet?”
“No,” his mother replied, pouring coffee.
Johnny smirked. “Do you know what I think, Mom?”
“I don’t care what you think!” his mother snapped. “Mind your business and get to school.”
At lunchtime, Johnny ran home for a quick bite. He checked the hallway and asked again, “Are Fred and Mary still not up yet?”
“No, they are not,” his mother said, getting annoyed.
“Do you know what I think?” Johnny started again.
“Never mind what you think! Eat your sandwich and get back to class,” she ordered.
After the final bell rang, Johnny walked into the house and found his mother sitting in the kitchen. He glanced toward the stairs and asked one more time, “Are Fred and Mary seriously still up there?”
“Yes, Johnny, they are still in bed,” his mother sighed, completely exhausted.
“Do you know what I think?”
Defeated by curiosity, his mother finally threw her hands up. “Fine! What on earth do you think, Johnny?”
Johnny shrugged his shoulders and replied:
“Well, in the middle of the night, Fred stumbled into my dark bedroom looking for the jar of Vaseline… and I’m pretty sure I accidentally handed him my heavy-duty airplane glue.”
