The Speeding Granny
A police officer pulls over an elderly lady for speeding.
He asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
The granny replies, “Of course I do. That’s how I got here so fast!”
The officer chuckles and says, “Why were you speeding?”
She responds, “Because I wanted to get there before I forgot where I was going!”
The Genie and the Golfer
A golfer is playing a round of golf when he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it, and a genie appears.
The genie says, “I will grant you one wish.”
The golfer thinks and says, “I want to be the best golfer in the world.”
The genie snaps his fingers and says, “Granted. Now you’ll play golf better than anyone.”
The golfer smiles and asks, “So I’ll beat everyone?”
The genie replies, “Yes, but you’ll still have to get the ball in the hole.”
The Blind Date
A man goes on a blind date and is surprised to find his date is a supermodel.
They have a great time, and at the end of the evening, she leans in and whispers, “I’ll do anything you want.”
The man thinks for a moment and says, “Can you help me clean my apartment?”
