A police officer noticed an elderly woman walking down the street carrying two large plastic bags.
As she walked by, several $100 bills slipped out of one of the bags.
The officer stopped her and said, “Ma’am, I think your bag is leaking money!”
She smiled. “Oh dear… Thanks for letting me know.”
Curious, the officer asked, “Where on earth did you get all this cash?”
The old woman chuckled. “Well, there’s a golf course right behind my backyard. Some of those golfers think it’s perfectly fine to pee through a hole in my fence, and they keep destroying my flowers.”
The officer raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
“Yep,” she said. “So now I sneak up behind them, grab hold of it, and tell them, ‘That’ll be $100… or I cut it off right now!'”
The officer burst out laughing. “Well… I suppose that teaches them a lesson!”
Then he pointed at the second bag and asked, “So… what’s in the other one?”
The old woman flashed a mischievous grin.
“Let’s just say…” she paused, “not everybody is willing to pay.”
