A man woke up in the middle of the night and heard a burglar moving around inside his house.
He immediately called the police.
The officers arrived quickly, caught the intruder, and took him away.
The next morning, the man went to the police station and asked,
“Can I speak to the burglar?”
The sergeant shook his head.
“No, sir. You’ll have to wait until he appears in court.”
The man looked disappointed.
“But I really need to ask him something!”
The sergeant raised an eyebrow.
“What could possibly be so important?”
The man sighed.
“That thief managed to break into my house at 2 a.m. without waking my wife.”
He paused.
“I need to know how he did it!”
The sergeant stared at him.
“Sir, I think you’ve just discovered the real professional in this story…”
