On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
“Do you know what arthritis is?”
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
“It’s a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alc0hol, drugs, marij*ana, cr*ck, and certainly lost w0men, prost*tutes, promiscuity, s*x, binges, and other things I dare not say.”
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later, the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
“How long have you had arthritis?”
I didn’t expect the ending at all 🤣🤣👇”
