The Pope Was Invited to a Very Memorable Dinner 😂
About a decade ago, Pope John Paul was visiting a convent of nuns, Our Sisters of the Immaculate Conception.
The whole place was so excited about his visit.
Mother Kate put Sister Margaret in charge of getting the finest fish for the dinner with the pope.
Sister Margaret took her task solemnly, and went to the market to get the best catch of the day.
“Good morning, sir. I’d like 12 of the freshest, best fish you have, please.”
The fisherman goes behind his counter and then weighs and measures the order. He was gruff and boomed when he spoke, “Here’s your g0d d@mned fish, that’ll be $40”
Sister Margaret meekly replies, “Watch your language, I’ll have you know you are speaking to a sister of the immaculate conception—”
“No, no, no. That’s what it’s called. This is g0d d@mn fish.”
She thanks him, and heads back to the convent to prepare the meal for the pope.
While she is cooking, Mother Kate checks in, “How is the dinner coming along?”
“I’m cooking the g0d d@mn fish, it will be ready in an hour.”
“What has gotten into you?!”
“No, no, that’s what it’s called. It’s called g0d d@mn fish.”
Later that evening the pope is sitting at the head of the table and everyone is eating quietly.
Sister Margaret chimes in, “this is some great g0d d@mn fish.”
Mother Kate pipes in, “this is the best g0d d@mn fish I ever had.”
The pope puts his fork down, looks up at the table and says, “I love you f*ck*ng people.”
