A nervous man went to his proctologist’s office for his very first rectal exam. The clinic’s new nurse, Britney, ushered him into the examination room, handed him a paper gown, and told him the doctor would be in shortly.
After changing, the man sat anxiously on the edge of the table. As he looked around to distract himself, he noticed three very specific items neatly arranged on the tray next to him: a tube of K-Y jelly, a latex glove, and a cold bottle of Bud Light.
When the doctor finally walked in, the patient cleared his throat. “Excuse me, Doctor, but this is my first time and I’m a bit confused. I know what the jelly is for, and I can easily guess what the glove is for… but can you please tell me what the beer is for?”
The doctor froze, his face instantly turning bright red with fury. He marched over to the hallway, flung the door open, and screamed at the top of his lungs:
“Damn it, Britney! I said a butt light!”
