Little Johnny was lazy and was failing math, so his parents transferred him to a Catholic school.
After his very first day, he came straight home, went to his room, and spent hours doing math homework.
The same thing happened every day.
Finally, his amazed parents asked, “Johnny, what changed? You’ve never worked this hard before!”
Johnny replied, “On my first day, I walked into math class and saw that guy nailed to a giant plus sign above the blackboard…”
“I figured they weren’t kidding about math!”
