A wife asked her husband, “Honey, can you hand me the newspaper?”
The husband smirked, shook his head, and replied, “Why are you always so old-fashioned? Technology is so advanced these days, and you’re still reading paper? Here, upgrade yourself and use my new iPad.”
The wife silently took the iPad, walked over to the wall… and smashed a huge cockroach flat with it.
The husband fainted on the spot.
Moral of the story: When your wife asks for something, just hand it over without being a tech consultant. Save your smartness for work, not for home!
