The Great Bunny Cover-Up Gone Wrong
I found my German Shepherd, Hondo, with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its m*uth. The rabbit was d*ad, and I panicked.. I took the d*rty, ch*w*d-up rabbit into the house. I gave it a bath, blew dried its fur, and put it back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they would think it d*ed of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asked me, “Don, did you hear that Fluffy d*ed?”
I said, “Um… no… what happened?”
The neighbor replied, “We found him d*ad in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we b*ried him, someone had d*g him up, gave him a bath, and put him back into the cage. There are some real s*ck people out there!”
Bonus joke
The teacher put a question to the class:
“What does a cat have that no other animal
A number cried in unison:
“Fur!”
But an objector raised the point that bears and skunks have fur. One pupil raised an eager hand:
“I know, teacher–whiskers!”
But another objector laughed scornfully.
“Haw-haw! My papa has whiskers!”
The suggester of whiskers defended her idea by declaring:
“My papa ain’t got whiskers.”
“‘Cause he can’t!” the objector sneered. “Haw-haw! Your pa ain’t no good. My pa says—-“
The teacher rapped for order and repeated her question.
A little Johnny raised his hand, and at the teacher’s nod spoke timidly.
“Kittens!”
