The Golfing Priest
A priest decides to skip church one Sunday to play golf.
He sneaks out early in the morning, thinking no one will notice.
Up in heaven, Saint Peter sees this and says to God, “Look at this priest, skipping church to play golf! Shouldn’t he be punished?”
God nods and says, “Don’t worry; I’ll take care of it.”
The priest lines up for his first shot and hits the ball perfectly.
It sails through the air and lands right in the hole – a hole-in-one!
Saint Peter is confused. “I thought you were going to punish him?”
God smiles and says, “Who’s he going to tell?”
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The Laziest Man in the World
A competition is held to find the laziest man in the world.
Three finalists are chosen and brought on stage.
The first man is asked, “Why do you think you’re the laziest?”
He says, “Because I’m too lazy to answer that question.”
The second man is asked the same question. He responds, “I’m too lazy to even think about answering.”
The third man doesn’t say anything, just lies on the floor, holding his hand out.
When asked what he’s doing, he says, “Waiting for someone to give me the prize.”
