The Funniest Market Survey Ever
Georg from Munich is conducting a market study for a company that produces a lubric@nt simil@r to Vaseline.
He drives through small villages in Bavaria and rings the doorbell of a house.
A young woman opens the door – with three small children clinging to her skirt.
Georg introduces himself:
“I am conducting a survey for the company ‘Gliss’, which produces a product similar to Vaseline.”
Have you used our product before?
“But of course,” the woman replies.
“My husband and I use it often.”
“If I may ask – what exactly do you use it for?”
“We always use it du-ring s*x.”
Georg nods in surprise:
“Most people tell me stories about bicycle chains or squeaky hinges.”
I know perfectly well that most people use it in the b*droom.
I admire your honesty.
Can you also tell me exactly how you use it?
“No problem,” the woman said.
“My husband and I always smear it on the bedroom doorknob – so the children can’t get in!”
