The Father-in-law’s Ultimate Test
A young man went to his girlfriend’s house to ask her father for her hand in marriage. The future father-in-law eyed him from head to toe and started the interrogation:
“Do you sm*ke?”
“No, sir, never,” the young man replied.
“Do you drink?”
“Not a single drop has ever touched my lips, sir.”
“What about g*mbling or partying? Any wild habits?”
“None at all, sir. I lead a very clean life. I just go to work and come straight home.”
After hearing this, the father suddenly slammed his hand on the table and roared:
“Then the wedding is OFF! No deal!”
The young man was shocked: “But why, sir?”
The father yelled: “A man with no vices like you is dangerous! When my daughter eventually drives you insane, how are you going to blow off steam? You’ll probably end up taking it all out on my daughter! Go get a hobby or something first!”
