A woman visited Dr. Smith looking for help with her very modest figure.
After listening carefully, the doctor smiled and said, “I have an unusual exercise for you.”
“Every morning after your shower, throw your hands in the air and chant, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'”
She thought it sounded ridiculous… but she followed the instructions every single day.
Weeks turned into months, and to her amazement, she was thrilled with the results.
One morning, she rushed out the door for work and halfway through a crowded bus ride realized she’d forgotten her daily ritual.
Panicking, she jumped to her feet, raised both hands high, and loudly shouted,
“Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!”
The entire bus fell silent.
People turned and stared.
Then a man sitting a few rows away smiled, looked at her, and asked, “You’re one of Dr. Smith’s patients, aren’t you?”
Her eyes widened.
“Yes! How did you know?”
The man grinned, slowly raised one finger, and said,
“Hickory dickory dock…”
