Tell Her Yourself
A woman went to a salon for a haircut.
While the stylist was working, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area.
She couldn’t help sneaking a few more looks.
Finally, unable to resist, she smiled at him and said,
“Excuse me… has anyone ever told you that you’re incredibly handsome?”
The man looked up, smiled politely, and replied,
“Thank you. That’s very kind of you.”
“So… would you like to meet for coffee later today?”
The man smiled politely. “I’m sorry… I’m married.”
The woman shrugged.
“Oh, come on. That’s easy. Just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend who’s in the hospital. She’ll never suspect a thing.”
The man smiled even wider, then calmly nodded toward the woman standing behind her.
“That’s actually a great idea…”
“…but tell her yourself—she’s the one doing your hair.” 😂
