A woman was convinced her husband was having an affair with the maid.
So one weekend, she secretly sent the maid home without telling him.
That night, after they went to bed, her husband said,
“Honey, my stomach isn’t feeling well,” and slipped out of the room.
The wife quietly sneaked into the maid’s bed, turned off the lights, and waited.
A few moments later, someone quietly climbed into bed.
After everything was over, the wife flipped on the light and triumphantly said,
“Bet you didn’t expect to find me in this bed!”
The man blinked and replied,
“No, Madam…”
“I’m the gardener.”
