One morning, the husband wandered into the kitchen and called out,
“Honey, where’s the sugar? I want to make some coffee.”
His wife answered without looking up,
“It’s in the jar labeled SALT.”
The husband frowned.
“Wait… why would you put sugar in a jar that says SALT?”
She smiled proudly.
“So the ants won’t find it.”
The husband paused…
Then nodded in admiration.
“You know what? That’s actually pretty clever.”
His wife grinned.
“I thought so too.”
Then she casually took another sip of her coffee and asked,
“Speaking of clever…”
“Why is Sophia saved in your phone as ‘Michael’?”
The husband froze.
The coffee suddenly wasn’t the hottest thing in the kitchen anymore. 😂🤣
