She Had a Long Conversation With the Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said,
“Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely d*e.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner also prepare a nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging and most importantly, m@ke l0ve to your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I’m sure that your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
“What did the doctor say?”
“He said you’re going to d*e.” She replied.
