One evening, a man walked into a quiet little bar looking completely miserable.
He dropped onto a stool and sighed heavily.
The bartender walked over and said,
“Rough day?”
The man nodded slowly.
“Just give me a beer.”
The bartender poured him a drink and asked,
“So what’s got you looking this depressed?”
The man took a long sip and replied,
“My wife and I got into a huge argument a month ago.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah,” the man said sadly.
“She told me she wouldn’t speak to me for an entire month.”
The bartender shrugged.
“Well… that doesn’t sound so terrible.”
The man stared sadly into his beer and sighed again.
“Yeah… but the month ends tonight.” 😭
