Old Wife’s Text… His Reply? Hilarious!!
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet
Please advise.”
The Polite Way to Pee ?
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ ?
The teacher responded by saying: ‘That would be rude and impolite’
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said: ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’ ?
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. ?
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? ?
Johnny said: ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.’ ??
The teacher fainted…?
