A market researcher conducting a survey for Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young mother with three chaotic toddlers running wild at her feet.
“Good afternoon, ma’am,” the researcher said. “I’m doing some market research. Does your family ever use Vaseline?”
“Oh, absolutely,” the woman nodded. “My husband and I use it all the time.”
The researcher cleared his throat, pleasantly surprised. “And if you don’t mind me asking, what is its primary use in your household?”
“We use it for sex,” she answered bluntly.
The researcher blinked, completely stunned by her candor. “Wow! I must say, I admire your honesty. Usually, people get embarrassed and make up stories about squeaky door hinges or rusty bicycle chains. Since you’re being so frank, would you mind telling me exactly how you use it?”
“No problem at all,” the woman replied cheerfully. “We rub it all over our bedroom doorknob so the kids can’t get a grip.”
