
Husband sent a text to his wife at night
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
This time , she sent this text back,
“OMG really?”
Husband replied,
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
“I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”















