Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
“Boss, I’m not feeling well today. I’ve got a terrible headache, my stomach is killing me, and I barely have the energy to get out of bed. I think I need to take the day off.”
The boss replied,
“Listen, You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.””
Hung Chow laughed.
“Well, it’s worth a shot. I’ll let you know how it goes.”
About two hours later, the phone rang.
“Boss! You were absolutely right. I feel fantastic now. Headache’s gone, stomach feels fine, and I’m on my way to work.”
“Glad to hear it,” said the boss.
There was a brief pause.
Then Hung Chow added:
“Oh, and by the way…”
“Yeah?”
“You got nice house.
The boss fr*ze.
Hung Chow continued:
“And your wife gives excellent medical advice.”
