One afternoon, a wife smiled at her husband and asked,
“Honey… could I have a little money?”
He looked up from the TV.
“What for?”
“I want to join the swimming club.”
“I’m trying to lose a few pounds and get my old figure back.”
Her husband smirked.
“Save your money.”
“Whales spend their whole lives swimming…”
“…and they’re still huge.” 😏
The wife didn’t say another word.
She simply smiled.
The next afternoon…
The husband walked into the kitchen.
“Honey, when you go shopping today…”
“…pick up lots of fresh fruit for me.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Oh?”
“What’s the fruit for?”
He grinned proudly.
“I’m going to eat healthier.”
“Clear skin…”
“More energy…”
“…and maybe I’ll even look ten years younger.”
She nodded thoughtfully.
Then, without missing a beat, she smiled and said,
“Don’t waste your money.”
“Monkeys eat fruit every single day…”
“…and they still look like monkeys.” 😂🤣
The husband suddenly became…
very interested in eating vegetables instead.
