Everyone Thought Grandpa Was a Real Estate Tycoon…
Boudreaux is on his de@thbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses other than his family to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, “Tee-Boud, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter “Joleene, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, “Hebert, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center.
Marie, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of
the river.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Boudreaux slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Boudreaux, your husband must have been a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.
Marie replies, “Property ?? …. the sorry son of a gun had a newspaper route!”
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SAD NEWS – Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the Entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 61. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, 3 children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 350 for about 12 mins !
