Country or Bird? The Ultimate Husband Trap
WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game.
HUSBAND: Okay, what’s the game about?
WIFE: If I name a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall.
If I name a bird, you run to the right side and touch that wall.
But if you run in the wrong direction… you’ll give me your entire salary for this month.
HUSBAND: Hmm, okay! But if you mess up during your turn, then I get your salary, right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes, darling!
HUSBAND: Alright! (stands up, ready to run in either direction)
WIFE: Ready?
HUSBAND: Ready!
WIFE: TURKEY.
It’s been 4 hours now…
The husband is still standing in the same spot,
trying to figure out if she meant the country or the bird.
Moral of the story: After God… fear your wife! 😅
