An old woman was walking her dog one evening
when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes,
The old woman smiles and tells the couple that
Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it…
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.
An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
