A Young Man Felt Sorry for an Elderly Couple… Until He Learned the Truth
A young man noticed an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s.
He observed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries—one for him, one for her—until each had an equal share.
He then poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and placed it in front of his wife.
The old man began eating, while his wife sat quietly, her hands folded in her lap.
Feeling concerned, the young man approached them and offered to buy another meal so they wouldn’t have to share.
The old gentleman smiled and said, “Oh no, thank you. We’ve been married 50 years, and we’ve always shared everything 50/50.”
The young man then turned to the wife and asked if she was going to eat. She smiled and replied,
“It’s his turn with the teeth.”
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A lady was very sick in bed and asked her husband, “Honey, how long will it take for you to marry another woman if I d*e?”
The husband replied, “Honestly, my love, I could only bring another woman after your gr@ve is completely dry.”
A few days later, the lady passed away. True to his word, the husband visited her grave daily for 15 years, but the gr@ve always appeared wet.
One evening, while at the gr@veyard, he saw his brother-in-law with an empty bucket. Curious, he asked, “Hey James, what are you doing here?”
His brother-in-law replied, “I’m fulfilling my sister’s wish. She asked me to come here every day and water her grave.”
The man fainted.
Moral of the story: Never joke with women. Even in de@th, their jealousy remains. Truly, they are God’s most intelligent creation. 😁
