A man stumbled home in the dead of night after a massive drinking session, only to find his furious wife waiting for him in the kitchen.
“You’re drunk again!” she snapped, crossing her arms. “I’ve absolutely had it with you!”
“I’m hic… not drunk,” the husband slurred, swaying heavily on his feet.
“I can literally smell the brewery on your breath!” she countered. “You are completely wasted!”
“Am not!” he insisted, stubbornly refusing to back down.
Frustrated and wanting to prove her point, the wife pointed out into the hallway. “Oh yeah? If you’re so sober, let’s see you tell the time on the grandfather clock!”
The husband stared intensely across the room, nodded confidently, and managed to stagger his way over to the clock. Wagging an angry finger directly at the tall, wooden frame, he slurred:
“I told you… I’m NOT drunk!”
