A woman accidentally texted her husband: “Had a lovely time last night. Can’t wait to see you again. Same place, 7 PM?”
Realizing her fatal mistake, she panicked and quickly fired off a cover-up message: “OMG, so sorry! That was meant for someone else!”
A few seconds later, her phone buzzed. Her husband replied: “Who is this?”
She breathed a massive sigh of relief, thinking, Thank God, he thinks it’s a wrong number!
Then, another text popped up from her husband: “Also, 7 PM works for me. Same hotel?”
She stared at the screen, frozen in shock, before a third text flashed: “And bring the wine this time. Your husband’s buying.”
