A man was sitting at home one evening, tired after another argument with his wife.
After listening to her complain for nearly two straight hours about the trash, the neighbors, his driving, and “that thing he said in 1998,” he finally snapped.
The next morning, still annoyed, he decided to place an ad in the local newspaper.
It simply read:
“WIFE WANTED.”
The following day, the poor guy opened his mailbox expecting maybe one or two serious replies.
Instead…
There were over a hundred letters waiting for him.
Excited, he opened the first one.
It said:
“You can have mine.”
He opened the second.
“You can take mine too.”
Third one:
“Please come quickly.”
By the time he reached letter number twenty, the man slowly realized something:
Every husband in town had the exact same idea. 😭
