A Husband Dared His Wife to Make Him Happy and Sad at the Same Time. Her 8-Word Response Ruined His Life.
A husband was relaxing on the couch with his wife one evening, feeling a bit playful and overly confident. He turned to her, smirked, and issued a bold challenge.
“Honey, I bet you a hundred dollars that you can’t say one single sentence to me that will make me incredibly happy and deeply sad at the exact same time.”
The wife didn’t even look up from her book. She paused, thought about it for a split second, turned to him with a sweet smile, and said:
“Your penis is two inches bigger than your brother’s.”
