A husband came home, looking forward to a relaxing evening, only to find his wife in tears.

She sobbed, “It’s the druggist—he i.n.s.ulted me on the phone this morning!”

Furious, the husband raced to the pharmacy to confront him. Before he could even speak, the druggist raised his hand and said, “Hold on, let me tell you about my day…”

“I woke up late because my alarm didn’t go off. I rushed out the door but locked my keys inside—I had to break a window. On the way, I got a speeding ticket and then had a flat tire! When I finally got to the store, people were waiting, and the phone wouldn’t stop ringing.

I spilled a roll of nickels while making change, cracked my head on the cash register, knocked over perfume bottles, and the phone kept ringing!

When I finally answered it, it was your wife asking how to use a r.e.c.tal thermometer… And sir, I TOLD her!”

The minister, decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind’ the pastor shouted out ‘CROSS.’

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, ‘THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.’

The pastor hollered out ‘GRACE.’ The congregation began to sing ‘AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.’

The pastor said ‘POWER.’ The congregation sang ‘THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.’

The Pastor said ‘S*X’ The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ‘MEMORIES.’