A Fireman Invented a “Bell System” for Marriage—His Wife Had Other Plans
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: One ring of the bell, we put on our jackets. Two rings, we slide down the pole. Three rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.
When I say ‘Bell one,’ I want you to str*p n@ked. When I say ‘Bell two,’ I want you to jump into b*d. When I say ‘Bell three,’ we’re going to m@ke p@ssi0nate l0ve.”
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, “Bell one!” His wife t@kes off her cl0thes. “Bell two!” His wife jumps into bed. “Bell three!” and they begin to m@ke l0ve.
After two minutes, his wife yells, “Bell four!”
“What’s Bell four?” the husband asks.
“More hose,” she replies, “you’re nowhere near the fire!”
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A man on stage gives a speech: “All men who are afraid of their wives, come up here.”
All the men in the audience, except for one, go up to the stage.
The speaker turns to the only man still seated and says, “Wow, so you’re not afraid of your wife? Respect!”
The man replies, “My wife told me not to move from this seat until she comes back.”
