A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they di:ed, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.
When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said, “I wish they were all ugly again.”
An elderly man decided it was time to embrace a new chapter in his life, so he packed his belongings and moved into a retirement home.
On his first day there, as he was arranging his things in his new room, he noticed an elderly woman in the room across the hall staring at him intently. He found it a bit peculiar but chose to ignore it, chalking it up to curiosity.
Later that evening, he went to the cafeteria for dinner. As he settled at his table and began to enjoy his meal, he realized the same woman was sitting at the table next to him. Oddly, there was no food in front of her—she was just sitting there, staring at him with unblinking eyes.
Although he felt a bit uneasy, he decided not to make a scene and focused on his meal. After dinner, he headed to the lounge to play the nightly bingo game, hoping to unwind. But as luck would have it, there she was again, sitting in the corner, her gaze fixed on him like before.
Frustrated, he finally approached her. “Ma’am,” he said politely but firmly, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve been staring at me ever since I arrived. Could you please stop? It’s making me uncomfortable.”
The woman looked up at him, her expression softening. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “It’s just that… you look so much like my third husband!”
The man, caught off guard, felt a twinge of guilt. “Oh, I see. My apologies for snapping. If you don’t mind me asking, how many husbands have you had?”
With a sly smile, she replied, “Two.”
