She Had a Surprise for Him
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said,
“I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one ki444$ per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.
“That’s fine,” said the girl.
“I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled,
“Grandpa will pay the bill.”
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65-Year-Old Mom Says ‘Not Yet!’ — Then Drop This Line…
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.
All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the new mom says, “Not yet!” A little later, they ask to see the baby again
Once more, she says, “Not yet!”
Finally they ask, “When the heck can we see the baby?”
And the mother says, “When the baby cries!”
“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”
Mom says, “Because I forgot where I put it!”
