The Actress Had a Lot to Say to Her Mirror…
She is an older actress who hasn’t had a role in a long time.
She is finally offered a role in the theatre again.
She sits in her dressing room, putting on makeup and changing her clothes. As she does so, she looks at herself in the mirror and touches her bre@sts:
“Oh, you’re h@nging l0w, my dears… well, many hands have rested on you over the years…”
Then she reaches b*tween her le-gs:
“Oh you… you’re slowly l0sing your hair… but well, you’ve had plenty of p*nises…”
Suddenly she lets out a fart.
Then she says:
“And you’d better keep your mouth shut – after all, you didn’t miss out either!”
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An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
“The food and service were great!” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, thinking.
Then he asked his friend, “What do you call the long stemmed flower
people give on special occasions?”
“You mean a rose?” asked his friend.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”
